When I went into town they had a dunk tank set up to benefit the local police department. The officer next to me hollered to the group, “Are you mad about your last ticket? 3 balls for $5.00 gets you a chance to dunk the police chief!”
I thought about it, but then remembered another officer who just let me off without a ticket for a dumb stunt I performed in traffic two weeks ago.
I thought it best I disappear quickly, before I was recognized and put in the dunk tank instead of the chief.
I’ll be mailing in my donation instead.
Safer I think.