I know a silly little pup who’s pretty hard to tame.
Hopping all around the yard, Rex’s the fellow’s name.
He loves to chew his ID charm, his harness, and his collar.
I just bought number five of each, most cost more than a dollar.
But he’s full of love, and very sweet, so I will play the game.
Still I told my boy this early morn, your excuses are getting lame.